How to Impress Your Friends With Insurance
Want to impress your friends with you extensive insurance knowledge? No? Ok I can’t blame you, I’m an expert on insurance who has grown up in the industry and I still can’t impress my friends with my insurance knowledge. However, I can impress them with my insurance policy, I just need to know the right people.
In fact, insurance is a great way for you to keep up with the Joneses, since absolutely everyone has to have it. That means that you have the ability to beat everyone with your superior insurance! And if you are with McDougall Insurance borker, let’s just say that task becomes pretty darn easy. So here are 5 ways you can impress your friends with insurance.
Talk About how Cheap it is
If there is one thing that everyone uses to compare insurance, it is price. Now we actually don’t think price is remotely indicative of the quality of your insurance, anymore than the price of your car is indicative of what kind of a deal you got, but having a good cheap policy makes you feel good about yourself.
And if you are getting insurance with McDougall Insurance, you will probably be being less than the people you know, as you get to take advantage of our customizable insurance packages and our over 40 insurance markets. Driving the price down is part of the service we offer, but the bragging rights remain yours to keep.
Talk About how Little Time you Spend on it
You know what is more valuable than money? Your time. At least, to a point according to economists. With insurance policies that are now only slightly shorter than the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, it is easy to understand why the prospect of doing your insurance is a painful thought.
However, with an insurance broker, you don’t have to read your policy at all. You are paying a specialist to do it for you, like a butler of insurance. McDougall Insurance will review your policy annually, doing the reading for you to make sure you aren’t missing anything important. That leaves more time for you, to brag about how little time your spending on insurance.
Talk About the Things you Insure
Part of getting nice toys is having the ability to discuss them with your friends. Having insurance to protect your toys while your friends try them out is practically part of getting new toys as well. When you have something new and fun in your life, you really don’t want it getting destroyed, and insurance is there to reimburse you if the worst truely does happen.
Of course, McDougall Insurance will save you money on your insurance, but probably not enough to upgrade your from your Corolla to a Ferrari (unless you’ve done something very, very wrong with your insurance). However, we might be able to save you enough to get a fashionable new pair of jeans, and you like jeans right?
Talk About the Things you Don’t Insure, Because Your not Materialistic and Enslaved to our Consumerist Culture
Your not the type who needs the benefits of products to be happy – you are an independent adult who feels that people and relationships and making the world a better place are the pathways to true enjoyment.
So don’t talk about insurance at all, you are above comparing yourself to your neighbors because you know that it is truly what is on the inside that counts – and all the worldly possessions in the world are no cure for depravity of the human spirit.
But you should still get insurance, since the rest of the materialistic and consumerist people will sue you if you do something that hurts them, and they won’t be looking for relationships to compensate.
Talk About These Great Blogs You’ve Read About Insurance
And of course, possibly the best way to brag to your friends about insurance is to discuss our insurance blog, since it is filled with all kinds of enlightening topics about insurance. Not your cup of tea? That’s ok, because we also have articles about the world’s most dangerous roads, huge disasters and celebrities. Because at McDougall Insurance, we like to make insurance fun :).